How to email your ex girlfriend

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Sometimes you really need to text your ex-girlfriend. It doesnt matter how long it has been, how bad your break-up was or the number of years since you both agreed to never speak again. Sometimes you just need to. And if youve already made the (possibly inadvisable!) decision to do so, then at least you can do it in the least life-damaging way possible. So here are five super easy steps to painlessly texting your ex.

Step 1: Maybe Dont Text Your Ex

 

The first and most important step in texting your ex is to maybe not do it at all. Are you drunk? Are you sad? Do you just want attention? Are you trying to make someone else jealous? Most importantly, is there someone else you can contact about this issue other than your ex? Maybe an old mutual friend?

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As you can see, Option Three provides the only option in which you do not end up crying softly. While there are many times you might want to text your ex, its rare that you truly need to. "That song we both like came on the radio" is not a good reason to text your ex. "I just saw the Hangover 2 -- remember that time we were hung over?" is not a good reason to text your ex. "Mrow" is not a good reason to text your ex. Im not saying you shouldnt text her for a valid, honest reasons -- even a simple congratulations is appropriate when its due. Just avoid texting your ex for stupid reasons.

On the flip side, you may be in a situation in which you should really call. If your ex-girlfriend has recently lost a loved one it is much more appropriate to call or send a condolence card than a tacky text message. Alternatively if you very seriously (and not because youre drunk/lonely/horny) want to get back together, those sort of steps are best initiated over the phone.

Also never text after 9:30pm because then shell think youre drunk even if you arent.

Step 2: Dont Mention Youre Not Speaking

 

If you havent spoken to or texted you ex-girlfriend in months/years/decades it might feel weird to just start saying words on your phone. Whatever you do, dont lead with "I know were not speaking but..." This makes you sound petty and like you havent moved on. If you know youre not speaking then why are you texting her?! (See Step 1.) A better idea is to start with "Hey." "Hey" is the official start of any text to anyone who you dont normally text. "Hey" makes you look nonchalant and cool like Fonzie.

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Still, particularly if your text is just a quick statement/congratulations, it might be best to forgo the "Hey" and just go for the awkward words from nowhere. In some ways this is even less awkward because its almost like youre just totally normal acquaintance/friends who dont even have to go through bizarre ex-girlfriend niceties.

Step 3: Get to the Point

 

Youre texting your ex for a very specific reason (ahem Step 1) so get on with it already. You should preferably make your point in the first text message. This isnt being rude, its just normal texting. If you hem and haw for too long your ex might get the wrong message and respond accordingly. You dont need to be rude or curt, just to the point. Youre a busy woman and Im sure your ex is too so theres no need to waste anyones time.

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Getting to the point leave no room for uncertainty or grey area and prevents you from getting sucked in to an awful long texting conversation.

Step 4: Avoid Relationship Talk

 

Whatever you do, dont get sucked back in to your old relationship. First of all, dont talk about your relationship. Not the good parts, not the bad parts, not even things you did together. For the love of G-d dont talk about how your ex-girlfriend "always does this." It is neither helpful towards starting over with someone nor moving on.

Second, dont text like you are still in your relationship. Dont use quirky old pet names or baby-talk text. Avoid emoticons at all cost. You are now two adults who are communicating via a message made up of text. No one needs to write out kitten noises.

Finally, dont mention your new relationship situation. Even if you would love nothing better than to announce to everyone you meet that you did indeed find someone who would karaoke "Love You Like a Love Song" with you, this is not the time. You would almost definitely be mentioning your new girl just to see your exs reaction and thats not fair to anyone (including but not limited to your new girlfriend). Similarly, dont ask if shes seeing anyone. You probably dont want to know anyways and you can always ask her friends.

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Talking about old/new relationships takes all the tact you have inside of you and texting removes all possible tact. Dont get in to relationship talk, please dont do it, I think its a bad idea, Im warning you right now, really I have your back on this one. Dont do it.

Step 5: Quit While Youre Ahead

 

If you managed to get through texting your ex-girlfriend unscathed, then just stop. Did you congratulate her on graduating and she said "Thank you?" Okay, stop. Did she confirm that, yes, that was her old friend from circus camp you ran into? Okay, stop. Did she not respond to your text message whatsoever? Okay, stop. You just have to stop texting before someone makes a fool of themselves (especially you).

SOMETIMES THE BEST THING TO SAY IS NOTHING

Im going to level with you: this is really hard for me. This is hard for a lot of people! You get the ball rolling, youre talking about yourselves and where you are now and then all of a sudden youre curious if they want to get a drink and catch up. Disaster.

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How to diss your ex girlfriend

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Who does not make mistake while in relationship?  Honestly, everyone does.  Undeniably we all learn from mistakes.  You have just broken up with your ex-boyfriend and now you realized that it is because of a silly mistake you have made that caused the break up.  You want him back desperately but how?  The worse is he is now seeing another woman soon after the break up, you are in a more difficult situation.  However, difficult does not mean there is no way of fixing thing up.

First of all, what you must do is to call your ex-boyfriend up personally.  Express your feeling to him, avoid crying as you might not be able to continue the conversation if you start crying non-stop.  Tell him that you are sorry, and let him know that you admit your mistake and willing to change.  Promise him that you will not repeat the same mistake anymore.  In the meantime, be alert on his reply to you, try to understand what he wants to convey to you.  If he still has feeling with you, then you can get him back very fast.

It is possible that he tells you he has moved on and dating a new girl.  However, you must analyse carefully to see whether he is just trying to make you jealous or he actually means it.  If he is doing for the purpose of making you jealous, you can just admit to him that his plan works and you are willing to get back with him without the need to continue his plan.

On the other hand, if your ex-boyfriend has really moved on with his new life with a new girlfriend, you will have to put in more efforts to get him back.  Before you take any action of getting him back, you need to know from him if he is still interested in you (a little bit will do) or he just wants to be friend with you.  If he just wants to be friend with you, then do not beg him nor force him to be with you again.  Most importantly, do not act like an uneducated woman in front of him towards his current girlfriend.  That will only make thing worse.

When he tells you that he really wants to move on with his new girlfriend and ask you to accept the break up, remember not to overreact in front of him.  Just accept it calmly and he will respect you.  In addition, he might have done so just because he is still mad at you so give him some time to release his anger and he may go back to you after he thinks through.

During the period soon after break up, you got to do your part too.  You shall not waste time doing unnecessary things such as crying hysterically, throwing things and spoil them, shouting at the walls etc.  If you really want him back badly, you must be patience and keep up the good virtues.  Be a happy-go-lucky woman, move on your life with your bunch of friends.  Go to gym, this is always one of the best ways to release your tension and sadness.  Keep yourself busy but not asking you to get drunks in pub, that does not help.  Do all the good things that your ex-boyfriend will really like to see.

Show to him that you are a better woman now and you will be a better girlfriend too.  Try your best to make him fall in love with you again.  His current girlfriend might not turn out as good as he thinks.  When you have done your part for being a good woman, he will start comparing and know who is more suitable for him.  These effective tips are very practical when you apply them accordingly.  In addition, you also need to prepare yourself in being a better woman to get your ex-boyfriend back faster.

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How to evict my ex girlfriend

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I have heard it many times from a caller who rented a nice apartment and then thought he found a really nice girl. They date and soon he invites her to live in his place, or maybe she just does not leave one day when he goes to work and in fact moves her child in with her into your living room.

If the girl (or boyfriend) has been in your apartment more than 30 days the police WILL NOT help you. You must find relief in Housing Court. In fact, you can get in trouble by locking someone out who can establish they have lived in your apartment for 30 days.

While personally I do not feel this is a fair law, it is on the books and the police know it. There is however PLENTY we can do to get the person out within the law.

In this case, my secretary called the client in to our office to sign a Ten Day Notice to Quit (Licensee). The Notice was then served on the “ex “ in the manner provided and mandated by law. This notice is a prerequisite to being able to file a case in Housing Court of the City of New York.


You should, if it happens to you, not hesitate to call me or any other attorney who can prepare that Notice, have it properly served and represent you in the Holdover case.

I told the caller to look on the bright side, as if he had married the person he could not use Housing Court and would be stuck with a VERY EXPENSIVE divorce battle. Housing Court is much less expensive than a battle in the Supreme Court.

The client was fortunate in that it was he who was on the lease and not the ex girlfriend and equally fortunate in that he had never asked for money for rent and that the ex girlfriend had never paid any rent either. Since there was no relationship of Landlord and Tenant the case went as expected with the client obtaining a Final Judgment of Possession. A Warrant issued to the City Marshal and the ex girlfriend was required to move out.

Be aware that the Housing Court Judges have been known to give generous time for even a freeloader or squatter to move without great regard to the hardship of the tenant of record or the owner of the premises.
One lesson to take to heart is that if you think there will be a problem, consult with an attorney as soon as possible.

We don’t charge for consultations so you have nothing to lose by emailing or calling our office.

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